Sunday 9 December 2007

Don't say 'fffggggggggggttthhhh'

Rosa and Isaac got into an unresolvable argument this morning. Eventually it ended because Rosa got bored. The reason it was unresolvable was because Rosa didn't realise it was an argument. It went like this:

Jamie: Isaac, fffggggggggggttthhhh [fart noise].
Isaac: No, don't do that.
Rosa: [fart noise]
Isaac: No, don't go [fart noise].
Rosa: [fart noise]
Isaac: More agitated: No Rosa, don't go [fart noise].
Rosa: [fart noise].
Isaac: Very agitated and a bit wimpery: NO ROSA, DON'T GO [fart noise].
Rosa: [fart noise]
...

This went on for some time.

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