Baby grown-ups

In a shop, I saw a midget walk past. I was praying Isaac didn't see and cause embarassment. "Daddy I saw a baby grownup." he yelled, running through the shop. I made it worse by laughing a lot.

You're a duck

I just used Isaac's globe and the light in his room to explain day and night. He seemed to pretty much understand it. I asked Rosa if she understood. Her response: "You're a duck."

Pregnant wife speak

I didn't plan it till afterwards