Thursday 31 December 2009

Friday 25 December 2009

Bizarre Rosa

Eating her crumpet dinner, Rosa suddenly said 'exercise dinner' and proceeded to try and pass her plate behind her back. WHAT?! Later she continued this theme by seeing a boat and saying 'exercise boat'. It was unclear what the relevance was with the boat one.

Thursday 17 December 2009

Living at home forever

Isaac: Mummy, when I grow up and have my own children will I still live here with you?
Clare: well you'll probably want to live somewhere else then.
Isaac: [bursts into tears] I want to stay here for ever!!!

We'll show you this in 15 years Isaac...

Thursday 26 November 2009

Scruffy hair

Jamie: it's a really good tiger isn't it Rosa, even the hair. (about her painting)
Rosa: what that scruffy hair, like yours? Isaac & rosa: Hahahahahahaha

Wednesday 25 November 2009

My bum is a bit lopsided

"My bum is a bit lopsided" - Unrelated to anything, just Isaac's wacky thoughts.

"Where do your eyes go?" - meaning where does the back of your eyes connect to!

"I'm pleased I had an injection daddy, I like having injections." - after having his flu jab

Isaac: "Do magic paintbrushes exist daddy?"
Jamie: "No, it would be good though wouldn't it, you could paint all the toys you wanted and they'd be real!"
Isaac: "Yeah but you'd have to help me, otherwise I'd paint a scribble and it would be real."

Friday 13 November 2009

Twinky

Rosa: ikey look at my twinky
Isaac: your twinky looks like a teeny tiny bum bum

Tuesday 27 October 2009

Fighting

Jamie: so you liked fighting with Adam then Isaac?
Isaac: yes!
Jamie: did you as well Rosa?
Rosa: No, cos pink is my best colour.

Sunday 25 October 2009

Master chef

Isaac went nuts when I got him out of the bath. He was very tired and angry and when I told him to get on with it and put his pj's on he screamed 'you can Never watch master chef!!!'. ouch, he knows how to hit where it hurts.

Saturday 3 October 2009

Brains

Isaac: Without our brains we can't think.
Jamie: Clever, how did you know that.
Isaac: No-one told me, I just know it. My brains are a little bit bigger than yours Daddy. I think a little bit bigger than you do.

Dinner shenanigans


Get down (from the table) JB style

Picked the apples


Made the pie

Thursday 20 August 2009

Propulsion

I was taking Isaac to school this morning on the bike, and he cleverly observed: "We just use legs instead of petrol don't we." Seemed like a clever observation for a youngun! We've discussed that cars use petrol, but he made the parallel with leg propulsion himself.

Friday 17 July 2009

Fart

Jamie: [FART]. That was Mummy.
Isaac: No it wasn't, you do bigger farts than Mummy.

Sunday 31 May 2009

Yesterday in the garden centre

Isaac: Daddy, look - mussels!
Jamie: Oh, wow - how did you know they were mussels?
Isaac: Well, they certainly look like mussels.
Jamie: That's clever, how did you know that?
Isaac: [ponders] Hmmm, I don't really know.

Clare had told him moments before that they were mussels.

Tuesday 19 May 2009

Monkeys and shakespeare


Rosa (2) by total fluke, just wrote 'table' with magnetic letters!

Sunday 22 February 2009

Bikers


isaac enjoyed crashing into other people a lot. Rosa had a brief go and immediately headed for the exit. Weirdly the exit gap was bigger than the bike.

Saturday 7 February 2009

Isaac's first sleepover

Isaac stayed over at a friends house last night, when we got up this morning at 7am, me having gone to bed at 1am:

Jamie: Rosa do you want to watch Jungle Book?
Rosa: No, its scary.
Jamie: Do you want to watch Peter Pan?
Rosa: No I dont want to watch nuffing, where's all my friends gone?

Now we're off in to town to buy Clare's birthday present, whatever that may turn out to be...

Growing up!


High heels and a bra

Monday 26 January 2009

Teletubbies is ok

Rosa: Mummy I want to watch TV.
Clare: No not now Rosa, we've got friends here now.
Rosa: But I want to watch Teletubbies, that will be ok.

I guess you had to have seen her face to realise how cute that little episode was.