Baby predictions

Jamie: 4
Clare: 3
Rich: 2
Simon: 2 with current wife
Liz: 2

Bizarre Rosa

Eating her crumpet dinner, Rosa suddenly said 'exercise dinner' and proceeded to try and pass her plate behind her back. WHAT?! Later she continued this theme by seeing a boat and saying 'exercise boat'. It was unclear what the relevance was with the boat one.

Living at home forever

Isaac: Mummy, when I grow up and have my own children will I still live here with you?
Clare: well you'll probably want to live somewhere else then.
Isaac: [bursts into tears] I want to stay here for ever!!!

We'll show you this in 15 years Isaac...

Scruffy hair

Jamie: it's a really good tiger isn't it Rosa, even the hair. (about her painting)
Rosa: what that scruffy hair, like yours? Isaac & rosa: Hahahahahahaha

My bum is a bit lopsided

"My bum is a bit lopsided" - Unrelated to anything, just Isaac's wacky thoughts.

"Where do your eyes go?" - meaning where does the back of your eyes connect to!

"I'm pleased I had an injection daddy, I like having injections." - after having his flu jab

Isaac: "Do magic paintbrushes exist daddy?"
Jamie: "No, it would be good though wouldn't it, you could paint all the toys you wanted and they'd be real!"
Isaac: "Yeah but you'd have to help me, otherwise I'd paint a scribble and it would be real."

Twinky

Rosa: ikey look at my twinky
Isaac: your twinky looks like a teeny tiny bum bum

Fighting

Jamie: so you liked fighting with Adam then Isaac?
Isaac: yes!
Jamie: did you as well Rosa?
Rosa: No, cos pink is my best colour.