Pussycat

Rosa: Daddy, I'm gonna stroke you like a pussycat after lunch.

Boys

Rosa [plaintive tone] Daddy I want to play in the sandpit, but there's boys in it

Exasperated

Isaac [exasperated tone]: why is everybody Dutch??!

Banged my ear on a shell

Isaac was saying 'OW' in that 'I'm going to say this louder until someone responds. When clare finally responded it turned out he'd fallen and banged his ear on a shell. Now that is a weird accident.

Princesses

I said to Isaac that it might be a baby boy arriving soon. He said 'i hope so cos I don't want two of them messing about with princesses do i'